horseprint is an archive of work created by the brain of an Italian Greyhound named Joey. Extracted in 2004, "Joey" has since been exposed to thousands of hours of ai-generated Kwebblekop videos and zines about how to do backflips. The team behind horseprint has been working diligently to teach "Joey" how to use Affinity Designer 2 and various word processors. "Joey" is happy. "Joey" has friends. horseprint is a safe place.